“Choose wisely, then eat in moderation. When I know I'm going to Mom's for dinner, I throw an extra 20 minutes on the cardio machine so I can be ready to eat.” KnowsI CanMinutesReadyMomMachinesDinnerExtrasModerationChoose WiselyCardioCardiovascular Exercise Author:Danny Pino
“One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.” MinutesMomMy MomOne Time Author:Bam Margera
“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.” MenYearsMotherWomenBoysMinutesMomFoolTwentiesFoolishFoolishnessMothers DayAprilFooledFather SonAnother WomanPranksFools And FoolishnessFoolish ManApril Fools DayApril FoolsFools DayFunny April Fools DayFunny April Fools Author:Robert Frost
“I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.” GivingFeelsLooksRealMinutesMomFlightGuiltyAgentsBusNurseTidesEstatesUnderwearBenchesRelievedPalinPepsiBus StopsEstate AgentsFlight AttendantFlossing Author:David Letterman
“[On turning down an invitation to appear for four minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show:] Honey, it takes Moms four minutes just to get on the stage.” ShowsFourMinutesStageMomSpeedHoneyInvitationsEd Sullivan Author:Moms Mabley
“I was brought up Catholic. My mom brought us to mass every Sunday - short for 'massive head trauma' that you get from your mother punching you in your little nine-year-old head every minute because you can't sit still for anything that's boring.” YearsLittlesStillsMotherMinutesMomMassCatholicBoringMy MomTraumaNineSundayMassiveNine YearsPunching Author:Richard Jeni
“Tennis was always there for me, which was lucky. I would go play baseball, basketball, football, hang with my brother, do whatever, and at the end of the day I'd come back and say, 'Hey, Mom, would you hit 15 minutes worth of balls with me?'” EndsPlayMinutesFootballBrotherMomLuckyBasketballBaseballBallsHeyMy BrotherTennisThe End Of The DayAnd At The End Of The DayAlways There For Me Author:Jimmy Connors