“My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!” LightThreeWifeMinutesGoes OnMy WifeEntertainingRefrigerators Author:Davy Jones
“I met my wife when we were 15 years old. I knew within 15 minutes of meeting her, that's who I wanted to marry.” YearsWantedWifeMinutesMetsMeetingsMy Wife Author:Justin Allgaier
“This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."” MenHumorFunnyBeautifulFallCitiesWifeMinutesTenSittingFalling In LoveMy WifeBeautiful WomenSubwayI Fall In Love Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.” HumorSchoolFunnyHoursHalfBoysWatchesWifeMinutesStupidDaughterMy WifeMy DaughterPublic SchoolBargains Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I'm a huge fan of Jesus Culture. I absolutely love them. I listen to them a lot. My wife loves them as well. I'm unashamedly a Jesus Culture fan. I love the spontaneity. They'll play a song and it will go for like 25 minutes. That kind of worship, and how they lead people into the presence of God, is just awesome.” PeopleWellsKindPlaySongCultureJesusWifeFansMinutesHugeWorshipMy WifeSpontaneityPresence Of GodWives Love Author:Reuben Morgan
“You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.” IfsHouseBreakWifeMinutesShotsMy WifeThirty Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“My wife's brother has a little house on a small island in the Baltic Sea, and we go there at Christmas. The 30-minute crossing from the mainland to this island is the most terrifying cruise you'll ever take. They give you a barf bag when you walk on board.” GivingLittlesHouseWalksWifeSeaMinutesBrotherMy WifeBoardsIslandsBagsCrossingsCruise Author:Nick Frost
“I have an eight-year-old girl and she does have some appreciation for fashion, but she's stuck in that: "Oh my God, this is cute" phase, so when I go shopping with her and my wife, I can only last about 10 minutes before I have to start exploring other parts of the store.” YearsDoeI CanLastsGirlWifeMinutesFashionAppreciationEightMy WifeStoresStuckCuteShoppingPhasesExploring Author:Bode Miller
“My wife made me watch this documentary about the Iraq War, and there was a really powerful moment where they followed some civilian whose family had been killed. This was 5 or 10 minutes of this woman talking, and it was extremely arresting. You realize how you never hear from the person on the receiving end of a war without a reporter stepping in to compartmentalize the story. Usually they're just a few shots at the end of a news report, wailing and screaming at a funeral.” PersonsMadeWarEndsMomentsStoriesRealizingPowerfulTalkingWatchesWifeMinutesNewsShotsIraqMy WifeReportsFuneralReceivingReportersDocumentariesCiviliansIraq WarWailingReally PowerfulArresting Author:Charlie Brooker