“But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobodys got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world.” ThinkingWorldWholeLastsGuyMinutesWhole WorldThat GuyOne Minute Author:Arlo Guthrie
“Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of the time you're really hearing the first conversation between me and that guy on the podcast.” FirstsGuyMinutesTenConversationPercentHearingThat Guy Author:Marc Maron
“The only time I've ever been mistaken for someone else is - and this arguable still - when a person came up to me on the boardwalk of Ocean City, New Jersey and said, "You look a lot like that guy from computer ads" and I said, "There is a reason because I am that guy," and the guy looked at me for a minute, laughed and said, "That's a funny joke, but you really do look like him." He thought I was not me.” LooksPersonsSaidStillsReasonGuyCitiesMinutesOceanComputerJokesLaughedAdsMistakenOnly TimeJerseyThat GuyNew JerseyFunny JokesBoardwalks Author:John Hodgman
“Everyone's opinion is of equal value, which is bizarre to me. It's so hard to get anybody cast because you'll be on the phone with 15 people, and if anybody says I don't know about that guy - move on. Wait a minute, why is that person's note valid? It's such a bizarre process that's sprung up around it.” PeopleIfsKnowsPersonsHardMovingGuyValuesWaitingProcessOpinionMinutesEqualNotesCastsPhonesBizarreThat GuySprungSprung Up Author:Edward Allen Bernero
“I go the gym and I try to run on the treadmill and I listen to music but it doesn't motivate me enough. So I'm going to get a recording of a pack of wolves gaining on me. People would be like, 'Why is that guy crying on that treadmill over there?' 'I don't know, but he's been yelling, 'help' for like 20 minutes. He's getting a good workout.” PeopleKnowsTryingEnoughHelpingWould BeRunningGuyMinutesCryGymPacksGood WorkWorkoutListening To MusicThat GuyYellingTreadmillsGood WorkoutPacks Of Wolves Author:Demetri Martin