“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.” WellsOne DaySmokeSmokingCigaretteGave UpTobaccoOh WellSmoking CigarettesSmoking CigarsSmoking A PipeTobacco SmokingFunny SmokingPipe SmokingCigarette SmokeGiving Up Smoking Author:Benny Hill
“The law in the United States, in every jurisdiction until about 1876, was that if a factory put smoke into the air, even one day a year, and it got onto a neighbor's property, the neighbor had the right to enjoin to close down the factory, and the courts had no choice but to do that.” IfsYearsStatesLawChoicesUnitedUnited StatesAirOne DayCourtPropertyNeighborSmokeFactoriesJurisdiction Author:Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
“I have a low opinion of books; they are but piles of stones set up to show coming travelers where other minds have been, or at best signal smokes to call attention. No amount of word-making will ever make a single soul to know these mountains. As well seek to warm the naked and frostbitten by lectures on caloric and pictures of flame. One day's exposure to mountains is better than cartloads of books.” KnowsMindWellsHas BeensBookSoulShowsAttentionOpinionAmountOne DayMountainLowsStonesWarmNakedSmokeFlamesTravelerSignalsExposureLectures Book:The Wilderness World of John Muir Source: The Wilderness World of John Muir
“My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.” IfsShouldBigsThreeHellStreetsWalkingOne DayMy FriendsCrossesExcuseQuittingSmokeFasterIdiotSmokingBusCigaretteShould IPacksKill MeI QuitQuit Smoking Author:Gregg Rogell
“The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don't understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge.” ThinkingFeelsLooksSeemsHateTroubleOne DayRevengeFavorsSmokeGutsAllowingSecondsAggressiveFifteenDoing You Book:Barrel Fever Source: Barrel Fever