“I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.”
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“I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.”
“If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.”
“Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.”
Source: Bob Hope
“If horses had controlled investment decisions, there would have been no auto industry.”
“He must never forget Charlie's plea: Tell me where I'm going to die, so I'll never go there.”
“I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.”
“The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.”
“Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.”
“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”