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“People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.”
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
“Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.”
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
“A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.”
“Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.”
“I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.”
“Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.”
“I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.”
“Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.”
“Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.”
“I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.”
“A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.”