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“Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Find answers in your weakness and surprise in your strength and always remember the golden rule every failure has HOPES”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“It’s all about “Priorities” There's No Such Thing as "Busy”

“The only way to be content in life is to make sure your NEED don't become GREED.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“The richest people in the world build networks and invest in people; everyone else looks for work and invests in survival.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Sometimes life is like living in a chamber of Liquid Oxygen. Liquid don't allow you to live and Oxygen don't let you die.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“IF you want to be a winner than follow one simple rule and feed it in your mind. Take each task and work as " Do it yourself project.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Time change - Moments don't.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Life doesn't walk away, we do.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“As long as we have MEMORIES, yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE, tomorrow AWAITS...”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“MISUNDERSTANDING" arises only when you see the things with Closed Eyes”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“For all those who say its a Man world. Respect Women Its their World we are just guest here”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“YOU have to design your own Price tag for the world.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Only Boiled Seeds are afraid of failure.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“TAKE Risk because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be..”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Two powerful factors which creates difference between destroying your relationship and deepening it are EGO and Attitude”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Always cherish fertile soil.”

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Author:Giovannie de Sadeleer

“Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces rather than one-liners, so since writing books, the process hasn't changed much. A piece in my live routine can end up as part of one of my HBO specials, and it can also end up in one of the books.”

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Author:George Carlin

“To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.”

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Author:Mae West

“I think that one-liners are very important and sometimes you don't even know when you're making the movie that it's going to be a great line. I remember when we did 'The Terminator' and I came to the line "I'll be back" I had no idea that it was going to be an important line.”

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Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and one-liners and stuff.”

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Author:Jeff Baena

“I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.”

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Author:Larry the Cable Guy

“I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.”

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Author:Kate Clinton

“I guess the one-liner kind of comic sounds like a guy who can talk and talk and whatever the subject is, he can pull out a one-liner, but I couldn't do that. I didn't like the association. I mean, I love Steven Wright, but so many people started saying "Steven Wright" to me, and I would get mad, because I never wanted to be thought of as copying anybody.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.”

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Author:Charles Jencks

“People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play around.”

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Author:Nicki Minaj

“Every Republican has a one-liner on ObamaCare. I've got detailed plans on energy independence, on school choice, on health care, on foreign policy. They all hire somebody to write their plans. They can borrow mine. I've actually got ideas. Enough with the slick talkers. Let's elect somebody that's done something.”

“I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also don't like complaining about society or whining about my life on stage.”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“The Chinese are quite entrepreneurial. Remember when Lenovo bought IBM's PC division. It was said that China didn't need a brand name, China didn't need to buy Lenovo to get into the PC business, I remember reading a one-liner somewhere which struck me as quite possibly true, it said the one thing that the Chinese had not been able to copy or figure out was the way, in terms of systems, that Americans - it probably would be true for Europeans as well - that Americans install and live by their management systems, while China is still quite half-assed. Perhaps that is a true statement.”

“I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key.”

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Author:Lorrie Moore

“It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.”

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Author:Jack Cafferty

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”

“I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.”

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Book:Dinosaur in a haystack: reflections in natural history

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“I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.”

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Author:Lauren Hutton

“Bacteria: The only culture some people have.”

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Author:Hesiod

“The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think that our script is the bible. We want to make sure that the story is told, that you stick to the story but if you have to make changes to the character then that's fine. A lot of times there are some funny one-liners, funny things that happen that are out of the ordinary. I like it.”

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Author:Todd Farmer

“Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.”

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Author:Jeb Bush

“Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences on a world you never yourself were a part of. A decent number of the one-liners in the title story originally came up in conversations with my girlfriend or my neighbor.”

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Author:Anthony Marra

“I have hundreds of Word documents filled with pages of one-liners. If I begin to write a story, or if one of my thoughts leads to more than a couple paragraphs of writing, I'll go into these documents and pull out lines that I think would work with it.”

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Author:Chelsea Martin

“The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.”

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Author:John Krasinski

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