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“You know, so many people say TV makes you stupid. But it had the complete opposite affect on me. It kept me from having a really bad Southern accent.”

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Author:DJ Qualls

“All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do the job properly, you have to go. Well, the very opposite applies with judges. *”

Wells Has Beens Jobs Stupid Judging Opposites Sick Tired Miners

Book:Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook

Source: Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook

“It doesn't take a brilliant mind to notice that adults are telling you what to do and then they do the opposite. I mean, I can't recall every stupid thing that adults were doing when I was six or seven. Some of it was the religious restrictions, where there were certain things that you were allowed to do and certain things that you weren't allowed to do, and I couldn't make sense of those things.”

Mind Mean I Can Certain Religious Stupid Six Adults Opposites Seven Brilliant Make Sense Recalls Restriction Stupid Things Very Stupid Brilliant Minds

Author:Al Jaffee

“If you do not read and listen to the opposite ideas, you can always remain a stupid person! Opposite ideas, however contrary they may sound, are your greater chances on the way to truth!”

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Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”

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Book:You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

“I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is often a characteristic about every one of these people is that they don't know it. They have no idea how incompetent or stupid they are. It's the exact opposite. They have the loftiest, highest self-image.”

People Knows Ideas Self Order Stupid Highest Opposites No Idea Meals Characteristics Deficiency Incompetent Fries

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”

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Author:Rita Rudner

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.”

“To contrast national solidarity and international cooperation as two opposites seems foolish to me.”

Two Seems Stupid Opposites International Foolish Cooperation Contrast Solidarity Polar Opposites Two Opposites International Cooperation

Author:Gustav Stresemann

“The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.”

Needs Jobs Cutting Stupid Program Opposites Welfare Racist Fewer Conventional Viewpoints Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Jerry Brown

“The opposite of esprit d'escalier is the way that life's embarrassments come back to haunt us even after they're long past. I could remember every stupid thing I'd ever said or done, recall them with picture-perfect clarity. Any time I was feeling low, I'd naturally start to remember other times I felt that way, a hit parade of humiliations coming one after another to my mind.”

Way Mind Long Said Done Feelings Past Remember Felt Perfect Stupid Lows Opposites Clarity Recalls Humiliation Embarrassment Parades Stupid Things Feeling Low Picture Perfect

Book:Little Brother

Source: Little Brother

“Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain.”

World Kind Pain Grows Progress Stupid Creating Opposites Our World Torment Utopia Treachery Reformers Hedonistic

Book:1984

Source: 1984