“Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.” MenGovernmentFunnyPoliticalPoliticsCapitalismOppositesWittyFinanceCommunismCynicismExploitationExploitsPolitical IdeologyFunny Political Author:John Kenneth Galbraith
“A fool and his money are soon elected.” FunnyPoliticalPoliticsWealthMoneyDemocracyFoolPoliticianElectionStupidityFoolishAviationSarcasticWealthyItalianCynicalFoolishnessTaxationFunny InspirationalClicheAdagesStupid PeopleAircraftGreat AviationFunny MoneyHelicoptersWise MoneyFools And FoolishnessMoney PowerFunny PoliticalFools And WiseBest MoneyPilots And FlyingTaxes FunnyAirborneMoney Is The Root Of All EvilPlaying The FoolSpanish And English Author:Will Rogers
“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one” HumorFunnyPoliticalPartyRepublicanHumorousDemocratOptimistHumoristsPolitical Jokes Book:Radio broadcasts of Will Rogers Source: Radio broadcasts of Will Rogers
“I think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court.” ThinkingCountryFunnyPoliticalEventsJudgingTypeCourtSupremeScoreAffectedOlympicsSupreme CourtGymnasticsGymnastLondon Olympics Author:Craig Ferguson
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” PeopleFunnyPoliticalLowsDumbVotersFewerPollsGoreIndicationBushismFunny BushPollingVoter Turnout Author:Al Gore