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“Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'”

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Author:Lillian Gordy Carter

“Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“For good or evil, a line has been passed in our political history; and something that we have known all our lives is dead. I will take only one example of it: our politicians can no longer be caricatured.”

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Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.”

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Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“A lot of political people, especially people on the left, have forgotten the importance of humor as an incredible weapon, and a vehicle through which to affect change.”

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Author:Michael Moore

“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”

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Author:Oscar Levant

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

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Author:H. L. Mencken

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”

Source: Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government