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“Under every stone lurks a politician.”

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Author:Aristophanes

“Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.”

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Author:John Kenneth Galbraith

“Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.”

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Author:Charles de Gaulle

“Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.”

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Author:Saint Augustine

“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”

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Author:Lee Grant

“We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.”

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Author:Kin Hubbard

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

“Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.”

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

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Author:H. L. Mencken

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

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“The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.”

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Book:Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

Source: Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

“Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.”