“But I should tell you honestly that this administration under President Obama is doing in regard to our security more than anything that I can remember in the past.” ShouldI CanPastRememberPresidentSecurityRegardHonestlyAdministrationPresident Obama Author:Ehud Barak
“Since President Obama assumed office three years ago, federal spending has accelerated at a pace without precedent in recent history.” YearsThreePresidentOfficeYears AgoSpendingPacePresident ObamaThree YearsPrecedentFederal Spending Author:Mitt Romney
“President Obama has thrown allies like Israel under the bus, even as he has relaxed sanctions on Castro's Cuba. He abandoned our friends in Poland by walking away from our missile defense commitments, but is eager to give Russia's President Putin the flexibility he desires, after the election. Under my administration, our friends will see more loyalty, and Mr. Putin will see a little less flexibility and more backbone.” GivingLittlesDesirePoliticsPresidentWalkingRepublicanCommitmentElectionIsraelDefenseLoyaltyRussiaAdministrationThrownBusAlliesPresident ObamaAbandonedRelaxedFlexibilityCubaPutinSanctionsMissilesBackbonePolandCastroWalking AwayMissile Defense Author:Mitt Romney
“Every new president inherits headaches, but President Obama has inherited an entire emergency room.” PoliticalPresidentRoomsPresident ObamaEmergenciesHeadacheEmergency Room Author:Madeleine Albright
“If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he?” IfsRealWould BePoliticalPresidentTerroristPresident ObamaPals Author:Sarah Palin
“President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster to fix the Gulf disaster?” SaidUsePoliticalEnergyPresidentBillsCongressDisasterPresident ObamaNew Energy Author:Jay Leno
“The mainstream perception that conservatives are close-minded and dogmatic while liberals are open-minded and free-thinking has it almost exactly backward. Liberal dogma is settled: The government should do good, where it can, whenever it can. That is President Obama's idea of pragmatism and bipartisanship: He's open to all ideas, from either side of the aisle, about how best to expand government and get the state more involved in our lives.” ThinkingShouldIdeasStatesGovernmentPoliticalSidesPresidentOur LivesInvolvedPerceptionPresident ObamaMainstreamDogmaOpen MindedAisleDogmaticPragmatismFree ThinkingBipartisanshipClose Minded Author:Jonah Goldberg
“The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'” NeedsSaidJobsPresidentCaliforniaPresident ObamaTurkeysPardonFunny ThanksgivingThanksgiving GreetingsThanksgiving WishesHappy Thanksgiving WishesTurkey DayHappy Thanksgiving Greetings Author:Conan O'Brien
“For all their scare tactics, President Obama and Democrats have no plan whatsoever to preserve Medicare for future generations - or protect it for today's seniors and those nearing retirement. They did, however, cut Medicare by $700 billion to bankroll Obamacare.” TodayPresidentCuttingPlansGenerationsProtectDemocratBillionsPreservesRetirementScarePresident ObamaSeniorTacticsFuture GenerationObamacareMedicareScare Tactics Author:Reince Priebus
“President Obama has made it his mission that we welcome our troops home with care, and concern, and the respect they deserve. That is how an exceptional nation says "thank you" to its most exceptional men and women.” MenMadeHomeCareNationsPresidentMen And WomenDeserveConcernMissionsWelcomeMade ItPresident ObamaTroopsThank YouExceptionalSaying Thank YouOur TroopsCare And Concern Author:John F. Kerry
“We look a little bit disorderly, indecisive, leaderless. That's a real problem, and that's a problem that concerns me particularly on foreign affairs. The presidency, not just President Obama, but the presidency in recent years has lost some of the terrain that they used to dominate in the making of foreign policy. I think President Obama has to make a serious effort to regain it because he lost some of it himself.” ThinkingYearsLooksLittlesRealProblemUsedLostBitsPresidentEffortPolicySeriousLittle BitConcernAffairPresident ObamaForeign PolicyPresidencyReal ProblemsTerrainForeign AffairsIndecisive Author:Zbigniew Brzezinski
“I think President Obama is the most radical president this nation's ever seen. And in particular, I think he is a true believer in government control of the economy and of our everyday lives. In my judgment, we are facing what I consider to be the epic battle of our generation, quite literally the battle over whether we remain a free market nation.” ThinkingGovernmentNationsPresidentEconomyGenerationsParticularBattleJudgmentEverydayBelieverRadicalPresident ObamaEpicEveryday LifeFree MarketOur GenerationCruzTrue BelieverEpic Battle Author:Ted Cruz
“Remember when Ronald Reagan was president? We had Bob Hope. We had Johnny Cash. Think about where we are today. We have got President Obama. But we have no hope and we have no cash.” ThinkingTodayRememberPresidentPresident ObamaCashBobRemember WhenNo Hope Author:John Boehner
“Under President (George W.) Bush, prosecution of gun crimes was 30 percent higher than it is under President Obama.” PresidentCrimeHigherPercentGunPresident ObamaProsecutionPresident George W BushGun Crime Author:Ted Cruz
“It appears that President Obama is making great progress on climate change, he is changing the political climate in the country back to Republican.” CountryPoliticalPresidentProgressRepublicanClimateClimate ChangeUsaPresident ObamaGreat Progress Author:Tim Pawlenty
“We know that Europe loves President Obama. He had adoring crowds. The press loves Obama. The question is how will this date end? Okay? The question is, to what end? Why do they love President Obama? They love his personal story, they love his wife. North Korea, China and Russia don't really care about Michelle's arms and, you know, whether they gave an iPod to the Queen, okay?” KnowsEndsStoriesCarePresidentWifeArmsEuropeOkayPressesCrowdsChinaRussiaQueensPresident ObamaKoreaNorth KoreaIpodsPersonal Stories Author:Laura Ingraham
“I think the recovery hasn't been stronger because the hole that was dug for President Obama by the Bush administration was far worse than anybody could imagine, first of all.” ThinkingFirstsPresidentImagineStrongerHolesRecoveryAdministrationUsaPresident Obama Author:Howard Dean
“Democrats are going to proudly run on the fact that we turned the economy around. It was our policies under President Obama's leadership through the Recovery Act, through investing in the automobile industry.” FactsRunningPresidentEconomyPolicyIndustryDemocratInvestingRecoveryPresident ObamaAutomobileAutomobile Industry Author:Debbie Wasserman Schultz
“There’s nothing entertaining about watching goons hurl venomous slurs at congressmen like the civil rights hero John Lewis and the openly gay Barney Frank. How curious that a mob fond of likening President Obama to Hitler knows so little about history that it doesn’t recognize its own small-scale mimicry of Kristallnacht.” KnowsLittlesPresidentRightsHeroGayScalesCivil RightsCuriousPresident ObamaEntertainingFrankCongressmanSlursMimicryVenomousGoons Author:Frank Rich
“The interesting thing for me is, if that had been a left-wing person raising questions, [President Obama] probably would have expressed his anger. Because Obama really does get upset about progressives.” IfsPersonsDoeLeftPresidentInterestingWingsUpsetPresident ObamaInteresting ThingsLeft Wing Author:Cornel West
“I think that President Obama is beginning to realize that a lot of his plans have backfired.” ThinkingPresidentRealizingPlansUsaPresident Obama Author:Jonathan Krohn
“The people who voted for President Obama are just beginning to wake up to exactly what they brought in. The 'change' they envisioned is not the 'change' they have gotten.” PeoplePresidentWake UpPresident Obama Author:Jon Voight
“President Obama should be championing American prominence, not apologizing for it.” ShouldPresidentUsaPresident ObamaApologyApologizingProminence Author:Kevin Madden
“[The stimulus bill funds] a bureaucratic structure for the government to begin rationing the health care of the American people. They can then lead a national, populist, grassroots movement to force Congress to pass the bill, and President Obama to sign it, educating the public along way about the intractable problems of socialized medicine.” PeopleWayProblemGovernmentCareForcePresidentMovementBillsStructureMedicineCongressHealth CareFundPresident ObamaStimulusPopulistGrassrootsSocialized MedicineGrassroots Movements Author:Peter Ferrara
“We stand with President Obama - love doesn't have a color, love doesn't care if you're gay or straight. Love doesn't discriminate.” IfsCarePresidentColorGayPresident ObamaMarriage Equality Author:Antonio Villaraigosa
“President Obama has earned my vote on the basis of his excellent judicial appointments, his consensus-building foreign policy and the improvements he has brought about in the disastrous economy he inherited.” PresidentEconomyPolicyBuildingVoteBasesImprovementExcellentPresident ObamaForeign PolicyConsensusJudicialAppointmentsConsensus Building Author:Alan Dershowitz
“President Obama believes that we have a moral obligation to the next generation to leave our land, water, and wildlife better than we found it.” BelieveNextFoundPresidentWaterMoralGenerationsLandObligationPresident ObamaNext GenerationWildlifeMoral Obligation Author:Sally Jewell
“I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health care, and he's sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. You know something, he may go down in history as our greatest Republican president ever.” KnowsTryingFirstsMayCarePresidentStreetsWallMonthsRepublicanOfficeBillionsHealth CareImmigrantsIllegalAfghanistanPresident ObamaTroopsCrackedIllegal Immigrants Author:Jay Leno
“A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.” SaidTodayJobsLostPresidentAliveEconomicBillsDollarsSnowBurningWarmthPresident ObamaTunnelsDiggingAdviserBlizzardDollar BillsHiker Author:Jay Leno
“Donald Trump says he’s President Obama’s worst nightmare. That’s not true. Having to make a decision is Obama’s worst nightmare.” PresidentDecisionWorstTrumpNightmarePresident ObamaWorst Nightmares Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama is launching a new $6 billion space policy that will ultimately take astronauts to Mars. Of course, it's $6 billion and $45 if the astronauts have a carry-on.” IfsCoursesPresidentSpacePolicyBillionsPresident ObamaMarsAstronautLaunching Author:Jimmy Fallon
“This is President Obama’s number one political agenda item because he knows we will never again have a Republican president, ever, if amnesty goes into effect.” IfsKnowsPoliticalPresidentNumbersEffectsRepublicanAgendasPresident ObamaItemsAmnestyPolitical Agendas Author:Michele Bachmann
“President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person . . . So Obama had an imaginary girlfriend. Big deal! He had an imaginary economic plan. It’s all the same.” PersonsMadeRealBigsPresidentDealsPlansWeekEconomicFormerGirlfriendPresident ObamaImaginaryAutobiographyBig DealReal Person Author:Jay Leno
“Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.” MeanAmericaFoundPresidentGroupsTeamEconomicGuiltyPresident ObamaCluelessNot Guilty Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s a trap, don’t do it!” But President Obama’s tweets are a little different than Anthony Weiner’s. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it’s the unemployment numbers.” LittlesSaidDifferentTodayPresidentNumbersWeekMessagesPresident ObamaTrapsUnemploymentTweetObscene Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.” HousePresidentGolfPresident ObamaWeekendSpeakersHandicapsBiden Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.” GivingTwoEndsPlayTogetherThreeGamesHousePresidentImagineCryGolfRoundsExplanationScorePresident ObamaSpeakersGolf Game Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.” PeopleAmericaPresidentIsraelLaughedPresident Obama Author:Jay Leno
“Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.” JobsPresidentAirSpeechExcusePresident ObamaTrafficDeficitControllersAir Traffic Controller Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.” PresidentBirthElectionSurpriseCampaignsFakeOfficialsPresident ObamaWebsitePrintedCertificatesPaperworkBirth Certificate Author:Craig Ferguson
“President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.” StatesPresidentBornUnitedUnited StatesLowsPresident ObamaApprovalRatingAccusingApproval Rating Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?” SaidPresidentTeacherPlansTeamEconomicTeachingTrainingMathPresident ObamaMath And ScienceScience Teacher Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't worked here - so try it somewhere else.” TryingLongOpportunityPresidentDemocracyWeekEconomicPresident ObamaSomewhere Else Author:Jay Leno
“Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street got 'get out of jail free' cards?” SaidGuyPresidentStreetsWallTaxesTreatsYesterdayCardsJailPresident ObamaMonopoly Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.” BelieveStatesThreeI BelievePresidentConfusionDelusionBusPresident ObamaDesperation Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.” KnowsLastsNightPresidentDebtPresident ObamaLast NightVegasLas VegasFlewCasinos Author:Jay Leno
“Well, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' is back - not for gays in the military. It's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya. Don't ask, don't tell.” WellsAsksPresidentMilitaryPolicyGayPresident ObamaLibya Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.” JobsPresidentTomorrowIndiaChinaYesterdayPresident ObamaVisiting Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama is coming under criticism now for not meeting with his jobs council. He hasn't met with his jobs council in over six months. You know the reason Obama hasn't met with his job council in six months? They're all out looking for jobs.” KnowsReasonJobsPresidentMonthsMetsSixCriticismMeetingsPresident ObamaSix MonthsCouncilLooking For A Job Author:Jay Leno
“One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.” IfsKnowsBelieveLastsNightWinningPresidentKnow HowEconomyIranPresident ObamaBelieve In MeLast NightSanctionsCripples Author:Jay Leno