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“We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.”

Mind Made Figures Products Dad Finance Ran Small Business Own Business Sausage Mind Your Own Business Pickles Meatloaf

Author:Marcy Kaptur

“A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.”

Should Made Book Watches Sausage

Author:Oliverio Girondo

“Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.”

Party Gay Shock Sausage Blindfolds Fondling

Author:Vivian Stanshall

“The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.”

Ifs Thinking Heart Bigs Fun Stupid Pigs Mistaken Supplies Ham Sausage

Book:The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash

Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash

“Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.”

Men Stuff Bears Confidence Sausage

Author:Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy

“Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.”

May Body Cat Curiosity Makers Sausage

Author:Mark Forsyth

“We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as thought about pancakes. Nothing can prevent us, after eating pancakes, from feeling the most awful regret. After eating pancakes, our great mission in life becomes the repudiation of the pancakes and everything served along with them, the bacon and the syrup and the sausage and coffee and jellies and jams. But these things are beneath mention, compared with the pancakes themselves. It is the pancake--Pancakes! Pancakes!--that we never learn to respect.”

Want Moments Feelings Loneliness Regret Eating Missions Coffee Awful Jam Sausage Pancakes Jelly Missions In Life Syrup

Book:The Verificationist: A Novel

Source: The Verificationist: A Novel

“This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.”

Ifs Funny Comedy Calories Sausage

Author:Jack Whitehall

“Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.”

Kind Long Care Six Don't Care Stores Communist Fascists Sausage Vodka Martians

Author:Alexander Lebed

“I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.”

Missing Milk Sausage

Author:Tristan MacManus

“This infantile sense of order tended to infect my life at large. Up at 5:30 a.m., coffee, oatmeal, perhaps sausage (homemade), and fresh eggs giving one of the yolks to Lola. Listening to NPR and grieving more recently over the absence of Bob Edwards who was the sound of morning as surely as birds. Reading a paragraph or two of Emerson or Loren Eiseley to raise the level of my thinking. Going out to feed the cattle if it was during our six months of bad weather.”

“Listen, boy, just ask the chef to make me a proper Full English Breakfast. You know, bacon, fried eggs, sausages, liver, grilled mushrooms and tomatoes, black pudding, kidneys, baked beans, fried bread, toast and served with strong English mustard, mind - none of this effete French muck - and a large mug of hot, strong Indian tea.”

Knows Mind Asks Strong Black Boys Hot Bread Tea Indian Eggs Breakfast Chef Beans Toasts Liver Mushrooms Tomatoes Sausage Kidneys Pudding Mustard Mug Baked Beans

Author:Bryan Talbot

“People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made”

People Should Believe Made Justice Watches Sausage

Author:Otto von Bismarck

“The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of the second floor. Inevitably, the odor made her simultaneously ravenous and nauseated. She hated the sensation. It reminded her of pregnancy. Every Sunday morning, Leigh-Cheri awoke to a pan of fried fear.”

Way Littles Made Ends Fear Morning Feet Hated Sunday Sensations Pregnancy Links Pigs Ham Sausage Odor Sunday Morning Frying

Book:Still Life with Woodpecker

Source: Still Life with Woodpecker

“Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy.”

Ideas Interest Common Enemy Alliances Sausage Camping Forged Judo Commonality Common Enemy

Author:David Sedaris

“Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.”

Has Beens Important Community Industry Harvard Pork Sausage Jewish Community

Book:Holidays in Hell

Source: Holidays in Hell

“The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage.”

Enough Starvation Chunks Sausage

Book:I was a German: the autobiography of Ernst Toller

Source: I was a German: the autobiography of Ernst Toller

“You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.”

Ifs Needs Made Seeing Stronger Kitchen Stomach Sausage

Author:Bert Cooper

“A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.”

Men Poetry He Man Poet Spoiled Sausage

Book:The complete Tribune primer

Source: The complete Tribune primer

“I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.”

Ifs Forever Eating Vices Adore Sausage

Author:Colin Baker

“I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know exactly what it tastes like. I love them all. But right now it's more important for me to not have all that grease and fat in my body.”

Ifs Knows Feels Kind Long Important Body Taste Right Now Eating Long Time Fats Sausage Grease

Author:Duff Goldman

“Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.”

Reality Middle East Aids Checks Middle East Sausage Waffles Throttle Herpes

Author:Lou Reed

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