“Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.” MadeSometimesHumorFunnyNightFallClothesBlanket Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'” ShouldLooksChildrenSometimesHumorFunnyPoliticsShould HaveAgingMy ChildrenVirgins Author:Lillian Gordy Carter
“Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.” LooksSometimesFeelingsEyeFunnyDrivingHis EyesSarcastic Author:David Letterman
“Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.” PeopleSometimesFunnyFacesFiveDeserveChairsFunny PeopleCool Status Author:Will Rogers
“Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.” SometimesFunnyMovingHell Author:Eminem