“Well, the kind of central question: "Do you want to live - and I don't mean stay alive - do you want to feel your life while you're living it?" You know, there's somewhere to go that was here before we were and is going to be here after us, so get out there in it. It doesn't take somebody who's got some self-important sense of their own attachment to nature to recognise that you're just stupid if you don't go out there.” IfsKnowsWantFeelsWellsKindMeanImportantSelfAliveStupidAttachmentRecogniseStaying Alive Author:Sean Penn
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” IfsThinkingInspirationalTryingMotivationalCareFunnyInspiringMoneyAliveCarMissingStupidCoupleFinancialWittyDebtMaking MoneyHilariousPaymentSaving MoneyMissing YouFunny MoneyMoney ManagementSelf-importanceNobody CaresCreditorsChange Your AttitudeHave A LaughFunny One LinerHilarious ShortSmart MoneyMoney MotivationWitty One LinersCar Payments Author:Earl Wilson
“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” SaidStillsFunnyCoursesPoliticsAliveStupidDiedDumbRacistThank GodSurvivedThanksgivingSan FranciscoEarthquakesReally StupidDumb LiberalFamous BoxerStupid LiberalStupid Funny Author:Barbara Boxer
“..this is just like life must be for about 99 percent of the people in the world. You're in this place. There's other people all around you, but they don't understand you and you don't understand them, but people do a lot of pointless babbling anyway. In order to stay alive, you have to spend all day every day doing stupid meaningless work. And the only way to get out of it is to quit, cut loose, take a flyer, and go off into the wicked world, where you will be swallowed up and never heard from again.” PeopleWorldWayOrderCuttingAliveHeardStupidPercentQuittingWickedMeaninglessPointlessStaying AliveBabblingFlyersWicked World Author:Neal Stephenson
“Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comfortable or felt so good. Just the effort it took to keep your stupid physical body alive, just finding food and cooking it and dishwashing, the keeping warm and bathing and sleeping, the walking and bowel movements and ingrown hairs, it was all getting to be too much work.” PeopleBodyLightFeltBornSleepRoomsEffortToo MuchAliveStupidMovementHairWalkingComfortableFindingsCookingWarmDeliveryPhysical BodyBathingToo Much WorkYour StupidBowel MovementsDelivery Room Author:Chuck Palahniuk