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“One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.”

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Author:Konrad Lorenz

“My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.”

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Author:Joel Klein

“Y'know scientists are funny. We probe and measure and dissect. Invent lights without heat, weigh a caterpillar's eyebrow. But whenit comes to really important things we're as stupid as the caveman.... Like love. Makes the world go 'round, but what do we know about it? Is it a fact? Is it chemistry? Electricity?”

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Author:Martin Berkeley

“Man is full of energy; it is up to him how to use it! You can use your energy to do harm to people or to produce art and science; or you can use it for chattering or for deceiving people! By looking at the human history, we can easily say that man is guilty of wasting his energy mostly for stupid things!”

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Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan

“The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.”

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Book:Ideas and Opinions

Source: Ideas and Opinions

“My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done. You can be sincere and still be stupid.”

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Book:Prophet of progress: selections from the speeches of Charles F. Kettering

Source: Prophet of progress: selections from the speeches of Charles F. Kettering

“In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”

“Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.”

Source: History of Western Philosophy: Collectors Edition

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.”

“Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.”

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Author:Ambrose Bierce

“One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.”

Source: The Double Helix: A Personal Account of the Discovery of the Structure of DNA

“[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.”

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Author:Stephen Hawking