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“I think I am about 5 for 500 when it comes to successful ideas vs flops.”

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Author:Jeremy Schoemaker

“The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.”

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Author:George Orwell

“Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.”

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Author:Bruce McCall

“To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.”

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Author:David Cross

“How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.”

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Author:Steve Wozniak

“Success is like Halley's comet, you know. Every now and then it just comes around.”

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Author:Ross Perot