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“Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.”

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Author:Ken Dodd

“If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.”

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Author:Rita Rudner

“Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'”

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Author:Marc Maron

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”

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Author:Mike Myers

“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.”

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Book:Conversations with Hunter S. Thompson

Source: Conversations with Hunter S. Thompson

“Life is so unlike theory.”

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Author:Anthony Trollope

“Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.”

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Book:The Portable Voltaire

Source: The Portable Voltaire

“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”

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Author:Erma Bombeck