“I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.”
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“My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.”
“My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark”