“Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!” PeopleKnowsSometimesHumorKidsSchoolFunnyChoicesCarYeahDrivingDrunkCopDrunk Driving Author:Dave Attell
“I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!” WellsStuffStupidPlanetsShotsYeahDrunkRidingElectricSwearTequilaShots Of Tequila Author:Bill Engvall
“A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby Sucks'. In less than one second something like 20 million responses came up... yeah, there has been a lot of loathing directed towards me, and it used to drive me crazy.” YearsHas BeensFeelingsUsedMillionsCrazyYears AgoYeahDrinkingResponseSorryDrunkLoathingDrive Me Crazy Author:Moby
“Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.” FeltMinutesYeahFamiliarDrunk Author:Johnny Depp
“If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.” PeopleIfsWorldMayAmericaHellRespectGunYeahAngryBarsDrunkLoadedLoaded Gun Author:Wil Wheaton
“Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart” WellsHeartBrokenRiversYeahDrunkLiver Author:Tom Waits
“Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe you’re a ninja,' I said. 'You’re just a really loud, awkward ninja,' Margo said, 'but we are both ninjas.” IfsWellsMeanSaidGuyYeahDrunkLoudAwkwardSoberThat GuyNinja Book:Paper Towns Source: Paper Towns
“He tilted his head to the side, still watching me in that same, disconcerting way. “Some things are true, drunk or sober. You should know that. You deal in facts all the time.” “Yeah, but this isn’t—” I couldn’t argue with him looking at me like that. “I have to go. Wait… you didn’t take the cross.” I held it out to him. He shook his head. “Keep it. I think I’ve got something else to help center my life.” ThinkingKnowsWayShouldStillsFactsHelpingWaitingSidesDealsCrossesYeahArguingDrunkSober Author:Richelle Mead
“I’d ask you to hang out with us, but you’re not supposed to see me this way.’… ‘What way?’ I ask. ‘Drunk?’ ‘Yeah…well, no.’ His voice softens. ‘Real, I guess.’ ‘I’ll pretend I didn’t.’ ‘Nice of you.’ He puts his lips next to my ear and says, ‘You look good, Tris.’… I laugh. ‘Do me a favor and stay away from the chasm, okay?’ ‘Of course.’ He winks at me.” WayWellsLooksRealCoursesNextAsksVoiceLaughingNiceOkayEarsYeahLipsFavorsDrunkHanging OutChasmsTris Author:Veronica Roth