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“When I started writing this blog more than years ago, it was in response to traditional media's habit of twisting interviews to fit the headlines they wanted to create.”

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Author:Mark Cuban

“A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about.”

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Author:Newt Gingrich

“The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.”

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Author:Zach Galifianakis

“My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.”

“Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.”

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Author:Mindy Kaling

“I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.”

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Author:Will Rogers

“Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.”

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Book:Moby-Dick

Source: Moby-Dick

“years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.”

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Author:John Cleese

“Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.”

“Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.”

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Book:The Complete Fawlty Towers

Source: The Complete Fawlty Towers