“I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?” BlackWhiteHabitBad HabitsStripesGood HabitsZebrasWhite Stripes Author:Shel Silverstein
“God must've had a blast. painting the stripes on the zebra, hanging the stars in the sky, putting the gold in the sunset. What creativity! Stretching the neck of the giraffe, putting the flutter in the mockingbird's wings, planting the giggle in the hyena. And then, as a finale to a brilliant performance, He made a human who had the unique honour to bear the stamp, In His Image.” HumansMadeStarsCreativitySkyPaintingBearsUniqueGoldPerformancesWingsBrilliantNecksSunsetHonourStampsBlastStretchingStripesGiggleGiraffeFinaleZebrasStars In The SkyMockingbirdHyenas Author:Max Lucado
“...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.” WorldHumansRunningAgeDarkDogCreaturesBirdCatDinnerMedicalLionsMiceRabbitsCapturedDark AgesBananasSteakOvensStewGorillasFryingCharcoalZebras Author:Dick Gregory
“You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to church, her head goes with her. If Doug is in the house, he must have gone through some opening unless he was born there and never left. If Sheila is alive at 9 A.M. and is alive at 5 P.M., she was also alive at noon. Zebras in the wild never wear underwear. Opening a jar of a new brand of peanut butter will not vaporize the house. People never shove meat thermometers in their ears. A gerbil is smaller than Mt. Kilimanjaro.” PeopleIfsKnowsHouseLeftBornChurchGoneAliveDogCarEarsOpeningBrandsMeatYardsUnderwearNoonJarsPeanutsPeanut ButterThermometersZebrasKilimanjaroSheila Author:Steven Pinker