“I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.”
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Famous Adam Sandler Quotes
“Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.”
“I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?”
“Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.”
“I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.”
“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.”
“Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.”
“Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!”
“With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.”
“I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.”
“In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.”