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Famous Adam Sandler Quotes
“I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.”
“I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.”
“SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.”
“Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”
“When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.”
“When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.”
“It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.”
“Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”
“Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.”
“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”
“It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.”
“Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.”
“I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.”
“Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.”
“I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.”
“Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.”