“I'm not even worried about settling down. I think it's way too early. I'm 25 and I'm in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn't even been born yet.” IfsThinkingWayWellsMeanShowsBornWifeMy WifeWorriedSettlingShow BusinessSettling Down Author:Arj Barker
“Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has a serious attitude. Have you tried misspelling something lately? See the tone that it takes? 'Um, did you mean...?” MeanUseAttitudeSeriousRidiculousToneGoogleConceited Author:Arj Barker
“You can get tested now for early onset Alzheimer's. Hold on a second, could someone hire a marching band, cause I'm so happy I feel like having a parade. You mean I can find out early if I'm going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for? Well, whoopee!” IfsFeelsWellsMeanI CanDiesCausesBandDiseaseHorribleCuresTestedParadesAlzheimerAlzheimer'sMarching Band Author:Arj Barker
“There are so many types of shoes. There's so many categories, and I really have no idea what type of shoe I need at any given time. And I go in there - I find it a little bit overwhelming. 'Welcome to the shoe store! What are you looking for? Are you looking for walking shoes?' Well, uh, I'd like to have that option. Hopefully, they're adjustable. I mean, I'd like to be able to turn them up to other settings, as well.” NeedsWellsMeanLittlesIdeasAbleTurnsGivenBitsTypeWalkingLittle BitShoesStoresSettingWelcomeSettingsHopefullyNo IdeaCategoriesOverwhelmingWalking Shoes Author:Arj Barker
