“It's gotten to the point where I think my friends would rather hang out with their own kids than hang out with me. And I'm like, "Alright, but where's the loyalty, man. I've known you for twenty-five years. How long have you known your baby, like, a month?"” ThinkingMenYearsLongKidsKnownFiveBabyMonthsMy FriendsTwentiesLoyaltyFive YearsHanging OutAlrightTwenty Five Author:Arj Barker
“It's too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new fonts. 'Great party Arj. Best party ever.' What a jerk! How do you know he wasn't being sincere, Arj? Because he wrote it in Sarcastica! If he had enjoyed himself, he would have used Good Times Roman.” IfsKnowsNeedsUsedDifficultPartyCommunicationMy FriendsSolveEnjoyedToneGood TimesSincereDo You KnowJerkFontsBeing SincereGreat PartyElectronic CommunicationBest Party Author:Arj Barker
“I'm thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, 'Well, what's wrong with Citibank?' Well, they can't spell 'city.' I hope their math is better than their English is.” ThinkingWellsSaidCitiesMy FriendsMathSpellsSwitchingCitibank Author:Arj Barker
“My friend and I were up to all sorts of shenanigans at school. But one time it ended up disrupting the whole class and we got in trouble. His parents told him he wasn't allowed to hang out with me any more. I had a friendship break-up in third grade. It was brutal.” WholeSchoolParentClassBreakTroubleMy FriendsThirdsGradesHanging OutOne TimeBrutalThird GradeShenanigans Author:Arj Barker
