“I was in a real conservative area just outside of Chicago recently. And this guy's like, 'Hey, Arj, you're from San Francisco. Are you in favor of gay marriage?' I was like, 'Well, I'd like to get to know you a little bit better first. I don't know what ever happened to buying a guy a smoothie and seeing what happens. That's how we do it back home.” KnowsFirstsWellsLittlesRealHomeHappensGuyBitsSeeingHappenedGayLittle BitAreasConservativeFavorsHeyBuyingChicagoThis GuySan FranciscoGay MarriageBack HomeSmoothies Author:Arj Barker
“I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.” IfsBelieveHomeRunningI BelieveGoes OnDatingMe Alone Author:Arj Barker
“Home is wherever I am. People make too big a deal about where you live. I try to be grounded in myself. Home is another way of saying 'a place where you keep all your stuff'.” PeopleWayTryingHomeBigsStuffDealsGroundedAnother WayWhere You Live Author:Arj Barker
“Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the way in, I read the marquee, and I got paranoid and went home.” WayHomeLandCopParanoidParkingParking LotMarquee Author:Arj Barker
