“I'm thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, 'Well, what's wrong with Citibank?' Well, they can't spell 'city.' I hope their math is better than their English is.” ThinkingWellsSaidCitiesMy FriendsMathSpellsSwitchingCitibank Author:Arj Barker
“I just got a car, and I gotta say, this car is very cryptic. The very first day I drove it, a light came on out of nowhere: 'Check engine.' Could they be any more vague? What if a light came on and said, 'Problem'?” IfsFirstsSaidProblemLightCarChecksWhat IfEnginesVagueCryptic Author:Arj Barker
“The other day I saw a guy with a sign that said, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY? Which freaked me out because I was on my way to the Department of Motor Vehicles.” WaySaidGuySawsEternityMy WayDepartmentVehicleMotorMotor Vehicles Author:Arj Barker
