“A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.” NeedsIntelligentComplicated Author:Arj Barker
“I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke in order to visit a shoeseum?” NeedsBodyAbleOrderAsksAmountShoesBurningSmokeMuseumsDope Author:Arj Barker
“It's too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new fonts. 'Great party Arj. Best party ever.' What a jerk! How do you know he wasn't being sincere, Arj? Because he wrote it in Sarcastica! If he had enjoyed himself, he would have used Good Times Roman.” IfsKnowsNeedsUsedDifficultPartyCommunicationMy FriendsSolveEnjoyedToneGood TimesSincereDo You KnowJerkFontsBeing SincereGreat PartyElectronic CommunicationBest Party Author:Arj Barker
“There are so many types of shoes. There's so many categories, and I really have no idea what type of shoe I need at any given time. And I go in there - I find it a little bit overwhelming. 'Welcome to the shoe store! What are you looking for? Are you looking for walking shoes?' Well, uh, I'd like to have that option. Hopefully, they're adjustable. I mean, I'd like to be able to turn them up to other settings, as well.” NeedsWellsMeanLittlesIdeasAbleTurnsGivenBitsTypeWalkingLittle BitShoesStoresSettingWelcomeSettingsHopefullyNo IdeaCategoriesOverwhelmingWalking Shoes Author:Arj Barker
