“I was in a real conservative area just outside of Chicago recently. And this guy's like, 'Hey, Arj, you're from San Francisco. Are you in favor of gay marriage?' I was like, 'Well, I'd like to get to know you a little bit better first. I don't know what ever happened to buying a guy a smoothie and seeing what happens. That's how we do it back home.” KnowsFirstsWellsLittlesRealHomeHappensGuyBitsSeeingHappenedGayLittle BitAreasConservativeFavorsHeyBuyingChicagoThis GuySan FranciscoGay MarriageBack HomeSmoothies Author:Arj Barker
“I love New York, though I'll never eat any of the ice creams that they sell in the park. That's just disgusting. You see the little picture of them? They all have a little bite taken out of them already.” LittlesTakenNew YorkSellsIceParksBitesDisgustingCreamIce CreamI Love New York Author:Arj Barker
“There are so many types of shoes. There's so many categories, and I really have no idea what type of shoe I need at any given time. And I go in there - I find it a little bit overwhelming. 'Welcome to the shoe store! What are you looking for? Are you looking for walking shoes?' Well, uh, I'd like to have that option. Hopefully, they're adjustable. I mean, I'd like to be able to turn them up to other settings, as well.” NeedsWellsMeanLittlesIdeasAbleTurnsGivenBitsTypeWalkingLittle BitShoesStoresSettingWelcomeSettingsHopefullyNo IdeaCategoriesOverwhelmingWalking Shoes Author:Arj Barker
“All I knew about Ireland before I went there was what I learned from watching soap commercials all my life. I was totally misinformed. I thought it was an Irish tradition where you don't even take a shower with your soap - you take your soap for a walk, you compliment the soap for a little while and then, suddenly, you just start hacking it up with a hunting knife.” LittlesWalksTraditionAdvertisingComplimentKnivesHuntingIrelandShowersSoapHacking Author:Arj Barker
“You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth.” KnowsLittlesBigsFoundGrowingMouthsHorseSmokingCigarettePacksCamelsTumors Author:Arj Barker
