“Mmmmmm I like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it”
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Famous Bo Burnham Quotes
Source: Egghead; or, You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone
“Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.”
“What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy”
“Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.”
“If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.”
“For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.”
“Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.”
