“And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.”
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Famous Bo Burnham Quotes
“I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.”
“I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.”
“I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.”
“Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?”
“And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.”
“Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.”
“Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.”
“Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.”
“I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.”
“All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.”
“What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy”
“Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.”
“If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.”
“For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.”
“Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.”