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Cynthia Heimel was an American writer born on July 13, 1947, and passed away on February 25, 2018. Known for her unique sense of humor and feminist perspective, her work spanned various forms including novels, essays, and memoirs.

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Famous Cynthia Heimel Quotes

“One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.”

Thinking Men Needs Doe Sleep Paid Feminist Obligation Meals Void Kidneys Null Touch Someone

Book:Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women

Source: Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women

“The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish. If we didn't, we might think about things.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Needs Might Funny Attention Brain Media Journalism Rubbish Hairdos

Book:If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!

Source: If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!

“Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.”

Needs Humans Dog Species We Need Each Other

Book:When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me

Source: When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me

“With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love.”

Needs Moments Feelings Forever Dog Wave Guru Tidal Waves

Book:When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me

Source: When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me

About the Author

Born: July 13, 1947
Died: February 25, 2018
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 62

Books & Sources

Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-byeRelated source material

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!Related source material

Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single WomenRelated source material

But Enough about YouRelated source material

When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be MeRelated source material

Sex Tips For GirlsRelated source material

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