“This is New York, a combat zone, and everyone has to have an angle or they're not allowed over the bridges or through the tunnels. Let them have their angles, it's what they live for. You've got better things to worry about, like making sure the people that actually matter don't try any funny stuff.” PeopleTryingMatterStuffWorryNew YorkBridgesZoneCombatAngleTunnelsFunny Stuff Author:Cynthia Heimel
“Throughout their lives, women try to pummel their bodies into some phantom ideal shape that exists only with a lot of airbrushing. ... I don't blame men for this. Men seem to go for us no matter what size and shape we are. I blame capitalism. No, really. The consumer must constantly be in a state of anxious low self-esteem so that she will constantly buy lipsticks and girdles to make her feel cuter.” MenFeelsTryingSelfMatterStatesBodySeemsSelf EsteemShapesLowsCapitalismIdealsNo Matter WhatBlameSizeEsteemConsumersAnxiousConsumerismLipstickLow Self EsteemPhantomsBlame MeGirdlesAirbrushing Author:Cynthia Heimel
“The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when we try to sit down again, somebody doesn't have a chair. We're running scared; we want ours.” WantTryingCountryRunningSufferingBitsMusicalScaredSelfishnessChairsSyndromesRunning Scared Book:But Enough about You Source: But Enough about You
“Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.” MenShouldTryingCoursesFantasyFeetMinutesThousandLowsDrawsTinyFlightUncomfortableThirtyAviationPilotsAirplaneToiletsConsumedAloofBe EncouragedDistastefulDemeanor Author:Cynthia Heimel
