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Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers.

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“I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.”

Hands Faces Left Buried Beam Vicinity Scotty Ovaries

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker”

Ifs Hands Happens Yeah Bumper Sticker Bumper Sticker Pickles

Author:Darynda Jones

“God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.”

Hands Wife Upset Marrying Marrying Him

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”

Ifs Hands Hey Shirts T Shirt Lemons Life Gives You Lemons If Life Gives You Lemons

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead: Number 3 in series

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead: Number 3 in series

“Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.”

Said Body Hands Eye Blind Naked Throwing Pants Embarrassing

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I'd sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.”

Giving Should Wells Two Hands Chance My Own Gone Blood Tears Giving Up Built Designer Sweat Two Hands Hogwarts Charley Davidson Sweat And Tears Blood Sweat And Tears Louis Vuitton

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have salt--or Reyes's teeth. I'd also lacked the energy to leave my apartment to get some--or the desire to stoop low enough to beg Reyes to let me lick his teeth after what he did--so I could only wish for a margarita. And dream of Reyes's teeth. I'd secretly hoped a margarita would magically appear in my hand, but that would mean I would have to put down the remote, and God knew that was not going to happen.”

Thinking Wells Mean Enough Dream Hands Happens Running Desire Energy Wish Week Lows Let Me Drinking Tongue Teeth Salt Apartment Stoops Margarita

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

““Time-out,” I said... He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips. “If I don't go, do I get a spanking?””

Ifs Said Hands Mines Fingers Lips Wounds Sigh Twisted Spanking

Author:Darynda Jones

“When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker”

Hands Lemons Bumper Sticker Bumper Sticker

Book:Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

Source: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.”

Ifs Said Hands Memories Loss Powerful Tools Ears Phones Damage Most Powerful Nerves Arsenal Apps Memory Loss Tasers

Author:Darynda Jones

“Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game are you playing? You’re under arrest, mister.” His mouth tilted and a dimple emerged on one cheek as I took his wrist and threw him against a wall. Or, well, urged him toward it. I held him against the cool wood with one hand and frisked him with the other.”

Wells Kind Said Hands Eye Games Wall Mouths Woods Cheeks Wrists Accusation Dimples

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light

About the Author

Born: 1965
Known for: Author
Quotes: 348

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The Charley Davidson SeriesRelated source material

First Grave on the RightRelated source material

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The Dirt on Ninth GraveRelated source material

Death and the Girl Next DoorRelated source material

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