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Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers.

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“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”

Knows Looks Add Shirts Chickens T Shirt

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

Looks May Experts Pretending Ninja

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?”

Feels Looks Moments Brain Minutes Terror I Realized Sheer

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.”

People Want Believe Looks Reason Fool Ten Appearance Nine Allowing

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat." Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. "So, she was angry?" He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.”

Ifs Thinking Looks Long Wanted Faces Long Time Cat Angry Neighbor Funeral Clue Drowning

Book:Second Grave on the Left

Source: Second Grave on the Left

“You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?" He nodded. "Maybe you shouldn't have been trying to make out with him," he suggested. How did he know that? "I was kissing him good-bye." He snorted and exchanged glances with the nurse. "That's not what it looked like to me." Probably not. But what happened? Could Reyes Farrow take control over me even from a freaking coma? I was doomed.”

Knows Way Trying Looks Has Beens Hard Wanted Happened Kissing Cracks Nurse Doomed Glances Bye Good Bye Make Out Take Control Coma Kissing Him Tiles Reyes Farrow

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.”

Looks Boys August Macho Slush

Book:Death and the Girl Next Door

Source: Death and the Girl Next Door

“But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.”

Ifs Men Looks Appeals Passages

Author:Darynda Jones

“We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, "I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.”

Thinking Should Firsts Looks Said Guy Three Causes Boys Delight Hungry Aunt Elbows Brownies

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?”

Knows Looks Talking Luck Ghost Cousin My Cousin Chihuahua Your Cousin Ghost Whisperer

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

About the Author

Born: 1965
Known for: Author
Quotes: 348

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The Charley Davidson SeriesRelated source material

First Grave on the RightRelated source material

Fifth Grave Past the LightRelated source material

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Fourth Grave Beneath My FeetRelated source material

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Seventh Grave and No BodyRelated source material

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