“Insanity takes its toll. Please have exact change.”
Source: Eleventh Grave in Moonlight
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Famous Darynda Jones Quotes
Source: Second Grave on the Left
“Danger: Attitude subject to change without notice.”
Source: Sixth Grave on the Edge
“Let me express how much I don't care on a scale from one to bite me”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
“I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
“suddenly I’m that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I’ll be boiling rabbits.”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
Source: First Grave on the Right
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light