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Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers.

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“Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.”

Men Want Giving One Thing Praise Notes Thanks

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies." "I'm a good singer, mom." Only a twelve-year-old could make the word mom sound blasphemous. I leaned into Cookie, "Does she know its not called--?" "No," she whispered. "Are you gonna tell her?" "No. It's much funnier this way.”

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Author:Darynda Jones

“We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT.”

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Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.”

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Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT”

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Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.”

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Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?”

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Author:Darynda Jones

“Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.”

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Book:Death and the Girl Next Door

Source: Death and the Girl Next Door

“When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT”

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Book:Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

Source: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.”

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Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin.”

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Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

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Born: 1965
Known for: Author
Quotes: 348

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