“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt”
Source: First Grave on the Right
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Famous Darynda Jones Quotes
“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”
Source: First Grave on the Right
“I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt”
Source: Second Grave on the Left
Source: Second Grave On The Left: Number 2 in series
“I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead: Number 3 in series
“You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT”
“When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT”
Source: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
“I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT”
Source: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
Source: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
“Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt”
Source: First Grave On The Right: Number 1 in series
“I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light