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Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers.

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“Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.”

Should Kind Has Beens Stills Whole Nice Should Have Grim Manuals Reaper Diagrams Grim Reaper

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.”

Stills Together Next Felt Beats Faster Heartbeat Tripping

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.”

Men Stills Hard Remember Parent Mad Naked Wounded Threatened

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.”

Wells Stills Matter Girl Hours Hitting Healed Pipe Eighteen

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.”

Stills Shows Coffee Host Organisms Epoch Talk Shows

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth." "Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.”

Thinking Said Stills Choices Losing Mouths Dare Hey Awake Bob Uncles Detectives Losing Her

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing”

Wells May Stills Self Enough Loss Walks Cutting Self Esteem Esteem Exit Had Enough Crawling Hasty Demoralizing

Book:Death and the Girl Next Door

Source: Death and the Girl Next Door

“You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn't imagine why. "Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out." "The interest alone is going to kill you." "What do you charge?" "Three hundred eighty-seven percent." "Is that ethical?" "It's as ethical as my dating the son of Satan.”

Stills Three Interest Pay Millions Imagine Son Prove Percent Hundred Dating Yeah Bills Dollars Prison Seven Innocence Satan Ethical Eighty Million Dollars

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series

“Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?" "I never liked you." Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley”

Stills Waiting Honestly Like Me

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series

“She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay." "Yeah, me, too.”

Ifs Stills Guy Gay Yeah Convinced

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light

“What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.”

Knows Mean Stills I Can Madness Specialty Mayhem Debauchery

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light

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Born: 1965
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Quotes: 348

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The Charley Davidson SeriesRelated source material

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