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Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers.

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“A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted.”

Important Eye Fun Conclusion Splits

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.”

Said Eye Beautiful Behinds Okay Yeah Ugly Neighborhood Barriers Scratches Wire Hmm

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

“Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine." “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.”

Made Said Eye Fine Doctors Hot Yeah Corners Bars Sat Experts Flirting Paramedics

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.”

Eye Coffee Lust

Book:For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original

Source: For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original

“Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.”

Said Body Hands Eye Blind Naked Throwing Pants Embarrassing

Book:Third Grave Dead Ahead

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

“My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.”

Eye Reactions Odd Sane Cookies Trunks

Book:Second Grave on the Left

Source: Second Grave on the Left

“But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.”

Eye Causes

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.”

Ifs Eye Contact Bananas Eye Contact

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game are you playing? You’re under arrest, mister.” His mouth tilted and a dimple emerged on one cheek as I took his wrist and threw him against a wall. Or, well, urged him toward it. I held him against the cool wood with one hand and frisked him with the other.”

Wells Kind Said Hands Eye Games Wall Mouths Woods Cheeks Wrists Accusation Dimples

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light

“The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.”

I Can Eye Moving Guy Feet Arms Legs Wide Eyelids Either Or Wide Eyes

Book:First Grave on the Right

Source: First Grave on the Right

About the Author

Born: 1965
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Quotes: 348

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