“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.” ChildrenPersonsFunnyLaughterHumorousWittyVegetarianVeganVegetarianismVegetarian HealthVegan DietVegetarian DietVegetarian FoodVegan Food Author:David Brenner
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