The Dud Avocado
A source page for quotes linked to Elaine Dundy.
“We had dry martinis; great wing-shaped glasses of perfumed fire, tangy as the early morning air.”
“I felt experienced without feeling that I, personally, had been through anything.”
“... I was merely a disinterested spectator at the Banquet of Life.”
“I’ve never wanted to meet anyone I’ve been introduced to. I want to meet all the other people.”
“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!”
“Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.”
“I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.”
“Acting doesn't bring anything to a text. On the contrary, it detracts from it.”
“I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.”