Best Ritz Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“That sounds like a blast. I’m definitely in,” Shane added once we filled him in on our idea. “Just one thing, how are we going to pay?” I asked Noah. “We’re going to use my credit card, of course. I doubt it will be much use for long anyways.” “So it’s settled, the Ritz it is,” I gushed with excitement. “Are we there yet?” Shane asked in a teasing tone. -Shane, Cora, Noah”

Shane Noah Cora Ritz

Book:Dissolve

Source: Dissolve

“My Dad hated his job. He sold overcoats, but he wanted to make movies. He had a failed career working with the Ritz Brothers - they were like the Marx Brothers, only a tier below. I always had a picture in my mind of him in a straw hat.”

Mind Wanted Jobs Careers Brother Dad My Dad Hated Hats Straws Overcoat Ritz Straw Hats Marx Brothers

Author:Steve Sabol

“Clerks in downtown hotels were said to be asking guests whether they wished the room for sleeping or jumping. Two men jumped hand-in-hand from a high window in the Ritz. They had a joint account.”

Men Said Two Hands Sleep Rooms Window Accounts Asking Hotel Guests Jumping Joints Hand In Hand Downtown Clerks Ritz

Book:THE GREAT CRASH 1929

Source: THE GREAT CRASH 1929

“I met Jack Kennedy in November, 1946... We went out on a double date and it turned out to be a fair evening for me. I seduced a girl who would have been bored by a diamond as big as the Ritz.”

Has Beens Bigs Girl Mets Fairs Evening Bored Diamond November Ritz Jack Kennedy

Author:Norman Mailer

“The world admits bears in pits do it, Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.”

World Fall Bears Falling In Love Pits Ritz Pekingese

Author:Cole Porter

“No rich man is a patriot, no rich man is a friend. They have all only got one fatherland the Ritz-Carlton; and one friend the mistress they're promising to divorce their wives for.”

Men Wealth Rich Wife Divorce Patriot Mistress Rich Man Fatherland One Friend Ritz

Author:Christina Stead

“In a moment when criticism shows a singular dearth of direction every man has to be a law unto himself in matters of theatre, writing, and painting. While the American Mercury and the new Ford continue to spread a thin varnish of Ritz over the whole United States there is a certain virtue in being unfashionable.”

Source: John Dos Passos: the major nonfictional prose

“I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!”

Men Trying Littles Humor Funny Boxes Plates Cheese Suggestions Peanuts Peanut Butter Crackers Ritz

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“The church should train the Ritz Carlton on how to serve people.”

People Should Christian Leadership Church Train Ritz

Author:Jeff Henderson

“When legal aid was first introduced in 1949, the late Arthur Skeffington said that the law at that time was like The Ritz, in that those who could afford to pay had access to it, while those who could not did not.”

Firsts Said Law Pay Late Aids Access Arthur Ritz

Author:Jeremy Corbyn

“In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel.”

Justice England Lawyer Hotel Ritz

Author:James M. Barrie

“I had dinner in Washington way, way back. This goes back to the nineties. It was the Jockey Club which was the restaurant at the Ritz-Carlton in Washington, and I can't mention the names, but boy, would I love to. I mean, you know these people. They're Democrats, Democrat campaign chairman, and they're talking about [Jordan] Vernon. They're openly admitting it.”

People Knows Way Mean I Can Names Talking Boys Democrat Clubs Dinner Campaigns Restaurants Chairman Jordan Admitting Jockeys Ritz

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.”

Hollywood Sewers Ritz

Book:Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner

Source: Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner

“Never say no when a client asks for something, even if it is the moon. You can always try, and anyhow there is plenty of time afterwards to explain that it was not possible.”

Ifs Trying Asks Moon Plenty Clients Ritz

Author:Richard M. Nixon

“A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.”

Life Games Dog Beats Baseball Hot Beef Hot Dog Roast Beef Ritz

Author:Humphrey Bogart

“It's difficult to explain, but I just somehow feel that I never really *have* lived; that I never really will live--exist or whatever--in the sense that other people do. It drives me crazy. I was terribly aware of it all those nights waiting for you in the Ritz bar looking around at what seemed to be real grown-up lives. I just find everybody else's life surrounded by plate glass. I mean I'd like to break through it just once and actually touch one.”

People Feels Mean Real Night Waiting Difficult Break Crazy Glasses Bars Being Real Plates Break Through Waiting For You Drive Me Crazy Ritz

Author:Elaine Dundy

“Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz crackers. You could make cakes without sugar. We learned how to fake things, during the war.”

War Justice Mom Absolutes Fake Apples Cake Sugar Pie Crackers Apple Pie Ritz

Book:What I Saw and How I Lied

Source: What I Saw and How I Lied

“To be honest, I'm a bit of a snob now; give me a Four Seasons anywhere in the world and I'm happy. Also, they've just opened a Ritz-Carlton in County Wicklow, Ireland, which is stunning and has great views.”

World Giving Bits Views Four Honest Seasons Give Me Being Honest Ireland County Stunning Snob Four Seasons Ritz

Author:Joe Elliott

“I'll never forget that show season. It was completely mad. I was staying between Christy and Naomi's rooms and it was all limos and the Ritz Hotel and all that kind of business.”

Kind Shows Strong Forget Rooms Business Seasons Mad Hotel Staying Never Forget Hospitality Stay Strong Limos Ritz

Author:Kate Moss

“So we came to the Ritz hotel and the Ritz Hotel was divine. Because when a girl can sit in a delightful bar and have delicious champagne cocktails and look at all the important French people in Paris, I think it is divine.”

People Thinking Looks Important Girl Divine Bars Paris Hotel Delightful Delicious Champagne Cocktails Ritz

Book:Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Source: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

“Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it. - Leigh”

Has Beens Country Names Morning Tradition Wake Up South Christmas Eggs Breakfast Southern Waking Grit Ham Biscuits Crackers Gravy Feasting Christmas Morning Ritz

Author:Leigh-Allyn Baker

“I had a little epiphany when I was a writer at 'Chicago' magazine. I sat down to dinner at the Ritz-Carlton. Somebody poured a white dessert wine with chocolate cake. It was a wine I would never have expected to make sense. The idea of any wine tasting fabulous with chocolate cake was fascinating to me.”

Littles Ideas White Wine Dinner Expected Magazines Make Sense Sat Fascinating Chocolate Chicago Cake Fabulous Dessert Epiphany Tasting Chocolate Cake Wine Tasting Ritz

Author:Ted Allen