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Famous Elayne Boosler Quotes
“You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.”
“I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.”
“You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.”
“You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.”