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Famous Garrison Keillor Quotes
“Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.”
“Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.”
“March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.”
“A man can't eat anger for breakfast and sleep with it at night and not suffer damage to his soul.”
“There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.”
“You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.”
“It's better to be burnished with use than rusty with principle.”
“Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.”
“We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.”
“I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.”