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Famous Garrison Keillor Quotes
“Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.”
“Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.”
“When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.”
“You don't want to get that sort of sound in your writing that boing that gives you away.”
“Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.”
“Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.”
“Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.”
“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
“Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.”
“Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.”
“The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.”
“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.”
“A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.”