“As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down."” PeopleIfsMenWellsSaidDoneKnownSittingGreat MenWell KnownSitting DownOffending Author:Gracie Allen
“Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.” LittlesTwoDoneBigsFoodCookingClassicCulinaryRecipesBeefOvensRoast Beef Author:Gracie Allen
“All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.” ThinkingCountryDoneJusticeCommonShareHavensSpeechRidiculousCommon SenseCandidates Author:Gracie Allen
