“It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.” IfsMenPlayThreeGamesFiveBeardMoustacheBeavers Author:Gracie Allen
“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” YearsRunningSchoolFunnyFamilyClassFiveTeacherTeachingSmartMy FamilyIntelligenceFive YearsSeniorSchool TeachersSmartnessFunny FamilyRetired TeacherRetiring Teachers Author:Gracie Allen
“A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” IfsShouldChildrenSaidEnoughFiveShould HaveDoctorsThirtyPregnancy Author:Gracie Allen
