“I'm having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there's no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you'll have no use for after you're elected.” UseRunningFrontsDesignerPlatformsImpressiveMovie SetsVery Impressive Author:Gracie Allen
“I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.” RunningLeftBreakStreetsCarHills Author:Gracie Allen
“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” YearsRunningSchoolFunnyFamilyClassFiveTeacherTeachingSmartMy FamilyIntelligenceFive YearsSeniorSchool TeachersSmartnessFunny FamilyRetired TeacherRetiring Teachers Author:Gracie Allen
